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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has
to really want to change.
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Q: "How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "Twelve; one to screw the light-bulb in, and eleven to self-destruct
the ship out of disgrace."
[Warning: do not tell this joke to Romulans or else be ready for
a fight. They consider this it to be a discrace, though it's
pretty good for a LBJ. Ed.]
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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub
with brightly colored machine tools.
[Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur. Ed.]
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Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One.
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Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?
A: 2 bits.
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Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A: 9 edge down.
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Q: Know what the difference between your latest project
and putting wings on an elephant is?
A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh...
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Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
bottles into the typewriter.
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Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
What should I do?
A: Post the correct answer at once! We can't have people go on
believing that! Very good of you to spot this. You'll probably
be the only one to make the correction, so post as soon as you
can. No time to lose, so certainly don't wait a day, or check to
see if somebody else has made the correction. And it's not good
enough to send the message by mail. Since you're the only one who
really knows that it was Francis Coppola, you have to inform the
whole net right away!
-- Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
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