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Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents:

        SPUD ROGERS OF THE 25TH CENTURY: Story of an Air Force potato that's
left in a rarely used chow hall for over two centuries and wakes up in a world
populated by soybean created imitations under the evil Dick Tater.  Thanks to
him, the soy-potatoes learn that being a 'tater is where it's at.  Memorable
line, "'Cause I'm just a stud spud!"

        FRIDAY THE 13TH DINER SERIES: Crazed potato who was left in a
fryer too long and was charbroiled carelessly returns to wreak havoc on
unsuspecting, would-be teen camp cooks.  Scenes include a girl being stuffed
with chives and Fleischman's Margarine and a boy served up on a side dish
with beets and dressing.  Definitely not for the squeamish, or those on
diets that are driving them crazy.

        FRIDAY THE 13TH DINER II,III,IV,V,VI: Much, much more of the same.
Except with sour cream.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1420 of 2298

Potahto' Pictures Productions Presents:

        THE TATERNATOR: Cyborg spud returns from the future to present-day
McDonald's restaurant to kill the potatoess (girl 'tater) who will give birth
to the world's largest french fry (The Dark Powers of Burger King are clearly
behind this).  Most quotable line: "Ah'll be baked..."

        A FISTFUL OF FRIES: Western in which our hero, The Spud with No Name,
rides into a town that's deprived of carbohydrates thanks to the evil takeover
of the low-cal Scallopinni Brothers.  Plenty of smokeouts, fry-em-ups, and
general butter-melting by all.

        FOR A FEW FRIES MORE: Takes up where AFOF left off!  Cameo by Walter
Cronkite, as every man's common 'tater!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1421 of 2298

POVERTY:
        An unfortunate state that persists as long
        as anyone lacks anything he would like to have.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1422 of 2298

Poverty begins at home.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1423 of 2298

Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many
poor people.
                -- Don Herold
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1424 of 2298

POWER:
        The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1425 of 2298

Power and ignorance is a detestable cocktail.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1426 of 2298

Power corrupts.  Absolute power is kind of neat.
                -- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1427 of 2298

Power is poison.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  1428 of 2298

Power is the finest token of affection.
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