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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  66 of 2298

Love to eat them mousies,
Mousies what I love to eat.
Bite they little heads off,
Nibble on they tiny feet.
                -- Kliban
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  67 of 2298

Love to eat them mousies;
Mousies what I love to eat.
Bite they tiny heads off,
Nibble on they tiny feet!
                -- Kilban
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  68 of 2298

Love, which is quickly kindled in a gentle heart,
        seized this one for the fair form
        that was taken from me-and the way of it afflicts me still.
Love, which absolves no loved one from loving,
        seized me so strongly with delight in him,
        that, as you see, it does not leave me even now.
Love brought us to one death.
                -- La Divina Commedia: Inferno V, vv. 100-06
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  69 of 2298

Love your enemies:  they'll go crazy
trying to figure out what you're up to.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  70 of 2298

Love your neighbour, yet don't pull down your hedge.
                -- Benjamin Franklin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  71 of 2298

Lowery's Law:
        If it jams -- force it.  If it
        breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  72 of 2298

LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  73 of 2298

Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
        There's always one more bug.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  74 of 2298

Lucas is the source of many of the components of the legendarily reliable
British automotive electrical systems.  Professionals call the company "The
Prince of Darkness".  Of course, if Lucas were to design and manufacture
nuclear weapons, World War III would never get off the ground.  The British
don't like warm beer any more than the Americans do.  The British drink warm
beer because they have Lucas refrigerators.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  75 of 2298

Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.
                -- Russell Banks
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