| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2157 of 2298 |
Simulations are like miniskirts, they show a lot and hide the essentials.
-- Hubert Kirrman
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2158 of 2298 |
Sin boldly.
-- Martin Luther
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2159 of 2298 |
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2160 of 2298 |
Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily.
All other "sins" are invented nonsense.
(Hurting yourself is not sinful -- just stupid).
-- Lazarus Long
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2161 of 2298 |
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised
when others believe him.
-- Charles DeGaulle
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2162 of 2298 |
Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll-on Mace!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2163 of 2298 |
Since before the Earth was formed and before the sun burned hot in space,
cosmic forces of inexorable power have been working relentlessly toward
this moment in space-time -- your receiving this fortune.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2164 of 2298 |
Since everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is,
having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well
burst out in laughter.
-- Long Chen Pa
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2165 of 2298 |
Since I hurt my pendulum
My life is all erratic.
My parrot who was cordial
Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed,
The cat keeps doing poo.
The only thing that keeps me sane
Is talking to my shoe.
-- My Shoe
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 2166 of 2298 |
Since we cannot hope for order, let us withdraw with style from the chaos.
-- Tom Stoppard
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