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Mediocrity finds safety in standardization.
                -- Frederick Crane
 
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Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.
 
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Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
 
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Meeting:
        An assembly of computer experts coming together to decide what
        person or department not represented in the room must solve the
        problem.
 
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meeting, n:
        An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or
        department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
 
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MEETINGS:
        A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
 
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Meetings are an addictive, highly self indulgent activity that
corporations and other large organizations habitually engage
in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
                -- Dave Barry
 
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MEMO:
        An interoffice communication too often written more for
        the benefit of the person who sends it than the person
        who receives it.
 
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me.  I
remember we'd all get into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and
drive and drive.

I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some bees there. The
smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we
played.  I remember a bigger, older guy whom we called "Dad."  We'd eat
some stuff or not and then I think we went home.

I guess some things never leave you.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
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Memory fault -- brain fried
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