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Q: How did the elephant get to the top of the oak tree?
A: He sat on a acorn and waited for spring.
Q: But how did he get back down?
A: He crawled out on a leaf and waited for autumn.
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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!
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Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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Q. How do you keep an Aggie busy at a terminal?
A. While he's not looking, switch it to "local".
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Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.
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Q: How do you make an elephant float?
A: You get two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer...
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Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
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Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
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Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.
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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
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