Freebsd Fortunes 5

revolutionary, adj:
        Repackaged.

Rhode's Law:
        When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening, circumstance,
        or result can in no way be directly, indirectly, empirically, or
        circuitously proven, derived, implied, inferred, induced, deducted,
        estimated, or scientifically guessed, it will always for the purpose
        of convenience, expediency, political advantage, material gain, or
        personal comfort, or any combination of the above, or none of the
        above, be unilaterally and unequivocally assumed, proclaimed, and
        adhered to as absolute truth to be undeniably, universally, immutably,
        and infinitely so, until such time as it becomes advantageous to
        assume otherwise, maybe.

Rhode's Law:
        When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening, circumstance,
or result can in no way be directly, indirectly, empirically, or circuitously
proven, derived, implied, inferred, induced, deducted, estimated, or
scientifically guessed, it will always for the purpose of convenience,
expediency, political advantage, material gain, or personal comfort, or any
combination of the above, or none of the above, be unilaterally and
unequivocally assumed, proclaimed, and adhered to as absolute truth to be
undeniably, universally, immutably, and infinitely so, until such time as
it becomes advantageous to assume otherwise, maybe.

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed.  It is not fair that some men
should be happier than others.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Richard Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life.
He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress,
lifetime members of his own political party, the American people, and the
world.
                -- Senator Barry Goldwater

Riches cover a multitude of woes.
                -- Menander

Rick:           "How can you close me up?  On what grounds?"
Renault:        "I'm shocked!  Shocked!  To find that gambling is
                        going on here."
Croupier (handing money to Renault):
                "Your winnings, sir."
Renault:        "Oh.  Thank you very much."
                -- Casablanca

Riffle West Virginia is so small that the
Boy Scout had to double as the town drunk.

"Rights" is a fictional abstraction.  No one has "Rights", neither
machines nor flesh-and-blood.  Persons... have opportunities, not
rights, which they use or do not use.
                -- Lazarus Long

Ring around the collar.