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Fortune: 93 - 102 of 208 from Linux Drugs

Linux Drugs:  93 of 208

It's gonna be alright,
It's almost midnight,
And I've got two more bottles of wine.
 
Linux Drugs:  94 of 208

It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer... boy gets
another beer.
                -- Cheers
 
Linux Drugs:  95 of 208

It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're
madly in love, drunk, or running for office.
 
Linux Drugs:  96 of 208

Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.
 
Linux Drugs:  97 of 208

Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.
 
Linux Drugs:  98 of 208

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
 
Linux Drugs:  99 of 208

Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her what
disguise she would recommend for him.  She replied, "Why don't you come
sober, Mr. Prime Minister?"
 
Linux Drugs:  100 of 208

Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best way
they can. I'm sick of the job.  It's a thankless one and full of grief.
                -- Al Capone
 
Linux Drugs:  101 of 208

Life, like beer, is merely borrowed.
                -- Don Reed
 
Linux Drugs:  102 of 208

Look at it this way: Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you brought
home "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham.  And you're still
drinking ordinary scotch?
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