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The real problem with hunting elephants carrying the decoys.
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The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.
-- Christopher Morley
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1028 of 2171 |
The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1029 of 2171 |
The real reason psychology is hard is that
psychologists are trying to do the impossible.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1030 of 2171 |
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1031 of 2171 |
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1032 of 2171 |
The reason people sweat is so they won't catch fire when making love.
-- Don Rose
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1033 of 2171 |
The reason that every major university maintains a department of
mathematics is that it's cheaper than institutionalizing all those
people.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1034 of 2171 |
The reason they're called wisdom teeth
is that the experience makes you wise.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 1035 of 2171 |
The reason why worry kills more people
than work is that more people worry than work.
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