Freebsd Fortunes 6

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
                -- Wavy Gravy

The whole of life is futile unless you
consider it as a sporting proposition.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always
so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.
                -- Bertrand Russell

The whole world is a scab.  The point is to pick it constructively.
                -- Peter Beard

The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
                -- George Gobel

The whole world is about three drinks behind.
                -- Humphrey Bogart

The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and
not the dog, is man's best friend.  Rover is taking a beating -- and he
should.
                -- W.C. Fields

The wise man seeks everything in himself;
the ignorant man tries to get everything from somebody else.

The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.

The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the
medical report she had just received.  When her husband came in from work,
she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only twelve more hours to
live.  So I've decided I want to go to bed and make passionate love to you
throughout the night.  How does that sound, dearest?"
        "Hey, that's fine for *you*," replied the husband.  "You don't have
to get up in the morning!"