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Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1555 of 2171

They are cold-blooded. They are completely ruthless about protecting
what they have. The only thing they connect to is the money aspect of
life.  Let's face it: That's the American way.
                -- Jeffery M. Johnson, regional chairman of the District
                   of Columbia United Way, speaking of drug dealers.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1556 of 2171

They are ill discoverers that think there is no land,
when they can see nothing but sea.
                -- Francis Bacon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1557 of 2171

They are relatively good but absolutely terrible.
                -- Alan Kay, commenting on Apollos
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1558 of 2171

They call them "squares" because it's the
most complicated shape they can deal with.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1559 of 2171

They can't stop us... we're on a mission from God!
                -- The Blues Brothers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1560 of 2171

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
                -- Civil War General John Sedgwick, his last
                words, Battle of Spotsylvania Court House, 1864
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1561 of 2171

They [District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there
are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity:

(1) Go down and raid all the lockers in the local high school and confiscate
        53 marijuana cigarettes and put them in a pile and hold a press
        conference where you announce that they have a street value of $850
        million.  These raids never fail, because ALL high schools, including
        brand-new, never-used ones, have at least 53 marijuana cigarettes in
        the lockers.  As far as anyone can tell, the locker factory puts them
        there.
(2) Raid an "adult book store" and hold a press conference where you announce
        you are charging the owner with 850 counts of being a piece of human
        sleaze.  This also never fails, because you always get a conviction.
        A juror at a pornography trial is not about to state for the record
        that he finds nothing obscene about a movie where actors engage in
        sexual activities with live snakes and a fire extinguisher.  He is
        going to convict the bookstore owner, and vote for the death penalty
        just to make sure nobody gets the wrong impression.
                -- Dave Barry, "Pornography"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1562 of 2171

They don't know how the world is shaped.  And so they give it a shape, and
try to make everything fit it.  They separate the right from the left, the
man from the woman, the plant from the animal, the sun from the moon. They
only want to count to two.
                -- Emma Bull, "Bone Dance"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1563 of 2171

They don't suffer.  They can't even speak English.
                -- George F. Baer, answering a reporter's
                question about the suffering of starving miners.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1564 of 2171

They finally got King Midas, I hear.  Gild by association.
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