Freebsd Fortunes 6

Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
                -- Mae West

Too often people have come to me and said, "If I had just one wish for
anything in all the world, I would wish for more user-defined equations
in the HP-51820A Waveform Generator Software."
                -- Instrument News
                [Once is too often.  Ed.]

Too ripped.  Gotta go.

Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch.

Top Ten Things Overheard At The ANSI C Draft Committee Meetings:

10:     Sorry, but that's too useful.
 9:     Dammit, little-endian systems *are* more consistent!
 8:     I'm on the committee and I *still* don't know what the hell
        #pragma is for.
 7:     Well, it's an excellent idea, but it would make the compilers too
        hard to write.
 6:     Them bats is smart; they use radar.
 5:     All right, who's the wiseguy who stuck this trigraph stuff in here?
 4:     How many times do we have to tell you, "No prior art!"
 3:     Ha, ha, I can't believe they're actually going to adopt this sucker.
 2:     Thank you for your generous donation, Mr. Wirth.
 1:     Gee, I wish we hadn't backed down on 'noalias'.

Topologists are just plane folks.
        Pilots are just plane folks.
                Carpenters are just plane folks.
                        Midwest farmers are just plain folks.
                Musicians are just playin' folks.
        Whodunit readers are just Spillaine folks.
Some Londoners are just P. Lane folks.

Torque is cheap.

Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most.

TOTD (T-shirt Of The Day):
        I'm the person your mother warned you about.

Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
                -- Judy Garland, "Wizard of Oz"