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Fortune: 1276 - 1285 of 2171 from Freebsd Fortunes 6

Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1276 of 2171

The worst sin towards our fellow creatures is not to hate them,
but to be indifferent to them; that's the essence of inhumanity.
                -- G.B. Shaw
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1277 of 2171

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they
are sober.
                -- William Butler Yeats
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1278 of 2171

The worst thing one can do is not to try, to be aware of what one
wants and not give in to it, to spend years in silent hurt wondering
if something could have materialized -- and never knowing.
                -- David Viscott
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1279 of 2171

The Wright Bothers weren't the first to fly.
They were just the first not to crash.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1280 of 2171

The yankees, son, are up north.
The damnyankees are down here.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1281 of 2171

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of
four and eighteen.  At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all
the answers.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1282 of 2171

The young Georgia miss came to the hospital for a checkup.
        "Have you been X-rayed?" asked the doctor.
        "Nope," she said, "but ah've been ultraviolated."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1283 of 2171

The young lady had an unusual list,
Linked in part to a structural weakness.
She set no preconditions.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1284 of 2171

The young man-about-town enjoyed luxury but didn't always have the means
to buy it, and so he huffily walked out of the Miami Beach hotel when he
found out the charges for room, meals and golf privileges were $300 a day.
He registered across the street at an equally elegant hotel, where the
rates were only $70.  The following morning he went down to the hotel's
golf course and asked Scotty, the pro, to sell him a couple of golf balls.
"Sure," said Scotty.  "That'll be $25 apiece."
        "What?" screamed the bachelor.  "In the hotel across the street
they only charge $1 a ball!"
        "Naturally," replied the pro.  "Over there they get you by the
rooms."
 
Freebsd Fortunes 6:  1285 of 2171

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