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The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all they Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 859 of 2171 |
The myth of romantic love holds that once you've fallen in love with the
perfect partner, you're home free. Unfortunately, falling out of love
seems to be just as involuntary as falling into it.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 860 of 2171 |
The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
-- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 861 of 2171 |
The nation that controls magnetism controls the universe.
-- Chester Gould/Dick Tracy
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 862 of 2171 |
The nearer to the church, the further from God.
-- John Heywood
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The net is like a vast sea of lutefisk with tiny dinosaur brains embedded
in it here and there. Any given spoonful will likely have an IQ of 1, but
occasional spoonfuls may have an IQ more than six times that!
-- James 'Kibo' Parry
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 864 of 2171 |
The net of law is spread so wide,
No sinner from its sweep may hide.
Its meshes are so fine and strong,
They take in every child of wrong.
O wondrous web of mystery!
Big fish alone escape from thee!
-- James Jeffrey Roche
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 865 of 2171 |
The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around.
I hope I don't get run over again.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 866 of 2171 |
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10
doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 867 of 2171 |
THE NEW RIGHT:
A javelin team that elects to receive.
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