Freebsd Fortunes 6

There are four kinds of homicide: felonious,
excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy...
                -- Ambrose Bierce

There are four stages to a marriage.  First there's the affair, then there's
the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you
cannot know a woman, the divorce.
                -- Norman Mailer

There are in this country two very large monopolies.  The larger of the
two has the following record:  The Vietnam War, Watergate, double-digit
inflation, fuel and energy shortages, bankrupt airlines, and the 8-cent
postcard.  The second is responsible for such things as the transistor,
the solar cell, lasers, synthetic crystals, high fidelity stereo recording,
sound motion pictures, radio astronomy, negative feedback, magnetic tape,
magnetic "bubbles", electronic switching systems, microwave radio and TV
relay systems, information theory, the first electrical digital computer,
and the first communications satellite.  Guess which one is going to tell
the other how to run the telephone business?  I can hardly wait for the
results.

There are many intelligent species in
the universe, and they all own cats.

There are many of us in this old world of ours who hold that things break
about even for all of us.  I have observed, for example, that we all get
about the same amount of ice.  The rich get it in the summer and the poor
get it in the winter.
                -- Bat Masterson

There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal
friend.  They may know something that we don't.  They are probably
avoiding a great deal of pain.

There are more dead people than living, and their numbers are increasing.
                -- Eugene Ionesco

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

There are more things in heaven and earth than any place else.

There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
                -- Hamlet