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TAURUS (Apr.20 - May 20)
        Take advantage of this opportunity to get a little extra sleep,
        because you're going to miss the bus again today anyway.  You will
        decide to lose weight today, just like yesterday.
 
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TAX OFFICE:
        Den of inequity.
 
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Tax reform means "Don't tax you, don't
tax me, tax that fellow behind the tree."
                -- Russell Long
 
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TAXES:
        Of life's two certainties,
        the only one for which you can get an extension.
 
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TAXES:
        Of life's two certainties, the only one for
        which you can get an extension.
 
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Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
 
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TCP/IP Slang Glossary, #1:

Gong, n: Medieval term for privvy, or what pased for them in that era.
Today used whimsically to describe the aftermath of a bogon attack. Think
of our community as the Galapagos of the English language.

"Vogons may read you bad poetry, but bogons make you study obsolete RFCs."
                -- Dave Mills
 
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Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and,
when they grow up, they won't be able to edge a car onto a freeway.
 
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Teachers have class.
 
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TEAMWORK:
        Having someone to blame.
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