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Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking,
unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.
-- Edward Gibbon
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2036 of 2171 |
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now
pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
-- H.L. Mencken
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2037 of 2171 |
Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
-- Richard Amour
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2038 of 2171 |
UNTOLD WEALTH:
What you left out on April 15th.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2039 of 2171 |
Up against the net, redneck mother,
Mother who has raised your son so well;
He's seventeen and hackin' on a Macintosh,
Flaming spelling errors and raisin' hell...
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2040 of 2171 |
Uppers are no longer stylish, methedrine is almost as rare as pure acid
or DMT. "Consciousness Expansion" went out with LBJ and it is worth
noting, historically, that downers came in with Nixon.
-- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2041 of 2171 |
Usage: fortune -P [-f] -a [xsz] Q: file [rKe9] -v6[+] file1 ...
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2042 of 2171 |
Use a pun, go to jail.
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2043 of 2171 |
Use an accordion. Go to jail.
-- KFOG, San Francisco
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Freebsd Fortunes 6: 2044 of 2171 |
Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent
if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
-- Henry Van Dyke
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