Freebsd Fortunes 7

You may carve it on his tombstone, you may cut it on his card
That a young man married is a young man marred.
                -- Rudyard Kipling, "The Story of the Gadsbys"

You may get an opportunity for advancement today.  Watch it!

You may have heard that a dean is
to faculty as a hydrant is to a dog.
                -- Alfred Kahn

You may my glories and my state dispose,
But not my griefs; still am I king of those.
                -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"

You may not be able to judge a book by its cover, but
you sure as hell can tell how much it's going to cost.

You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will
be sold.

You mean you didn't *know* she was off
making lots of little phone companies?

You mentioned your name as if I should recognize it, but beyond the
obvious facts that you are a bachelor, a solicitor, a freemason, and
an asthmatic, I know nothing whatever about you.
                -- Sherlock Holmes, "The Norwood Builder"

You might have mail.

You must dine in our cafeteria.
You can eat dirt cheap there!!!!