Freebsd Fortunes 7

When you're in command, command.
                -- Admiral Nimitz

When you're married to someone, they take you for granted ... when
you're living with someone it's fantastic ... they're so frightened
of losing you they've got to keep you satisfied all the time.
                -- Nell Dunn, "Poor Cow"

When you're not looking at it, this fortune is written in FORTRAN.

When you're ready to give up the struggle, who can you surrender to?

WHEN YOU'RE RIDING IN A TIME MACHINE way far into the future, don't stick
your elbow out the window or it'll turn into a fossil.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

Whenever a system becomes completely defined,
some damn fool discovers something which either
abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to
laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years.  Struggle
to become a parrot or something.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean "not really".
                -- Dave Parnas

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?
                -- Rita Rudner