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Weinberg's First Law:
        Progress is only made on alternate Fridays.

Weinberg's Principle:
        An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping
        on to the grand fallacy.

Weinberg's Second Law:
        If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
        then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

Weiner's Law of Libraries:
        There are no answers, only cross references.

Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter.
He'll come in handy if you run out of food.
                -- Dean McLaughlin.

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Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong,
The women are pretty, and the children are above-average.
                -- Garrison Keillor

Welcome to the Zoo!

Welcome to UNIX!  Enjoy your session!  Have a great time!  Note the
use of exclamation points!  They are a very effective method for
demonstrating excitement, and can also spice up an otherwise plain-looking
sentence!  However, there are drawbacks!  Too much unnecessary exclaiming
can lead to a reduction in the effect that an exclamation point has on
the reader!  For example, the sentence

        Jane went to the store to buy bread

should only be ended with an exclamation point if there is something
sensational about her going to the store, for example, if Jane is a
cocker spaniel or if Jane is on a diet that doesn't allow bread or if
Jane doesn't exist for some reason!  See how easy it is?!  Proper control
of exclamation points can add new meaning to your life!  Call now to receive
my free pamphlet, "The Wonder and Mystery of the Exclamation Point!"!
Enclose fifteen(!) dollars for postage and handling!  Operators are
standing by!  (Which is pretty amazing, because they're all cocker spaniels!)

Welcome to Utah.
If you think our liquor laws are funny, you should see our underwear!