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Freebsd Fortunes 7:  515 of 1340

Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean "not really".
                -- Dave Parnas
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  516 of 1340

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?
                -- Rita Rudner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  517 of 1340

Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  518 of 1340

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel
a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
                -- A. Lincoln
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  519 of 1340

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct
is to laugh.  But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
                -- Jack Handey
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  520 of 1340

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  521 of 1340

Whenever Richard Cory went downtown,
        We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
        Clean-favored, and imperially slim.
And he was always quietly arrayed,
        And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
        "Good morning," and he glittered when he walked.
And he was rich -- yes, richer than a king --
        And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine, we thought that he was everything
        To make us wish that we were in his place.
So on we worked, and waited for the light,
        And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
        Went home and put a bullet through his head.
                -- E.A. Robinson, "Richard Cory"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  522 of 1340

Whenever someone tells you to take their advice,
you can be pretty sure that they're not using it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  523 of 1340

Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that
is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges
on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  524 of 1340

Whenever you find that you are on the
side of the majority, it is time to reform.
                -- Mark Twain
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