Freebsd Fortunes 7

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery,
are now extinct.
                -- M. Somerset Maugham

You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you
almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?  I feel
like that all the time.
                -- Stephen Wright

You know, the difference between this company and
the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers.

You know very well that whether you are on page one or page thirty depends
on whether [the press] fear you.  It is just as simple as that.
                -- Richard Nixon

You know what I wish?  I wish all the scum of the Earth had one throat
and I had my hands about it.
                -- Rorschach, "Watchmen"

You know what they say -- the sweetest word in the English language
is revenge.
                -- Peter Beard

You know what we can be like:  See a guy and think he's cute one minute, the
next minute our brains have us married with kids, the following minute we see
him having an extramarital affair.  By the time someone says "I'd like you to
meet Cecil," we shout, "You're late again with the child support!"
                -- Cynthia Heimel, "A Girl's Guide to Chaos"

You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.
                -- E.A. Gilliam

You know your apartment is small...
        when you can't know its position and velocity at the same time.
        you put your key in the lock and it breaks the window.
        you have to go outside to change your mind.
        you can vacuum the entire place using a single electrical outlet.

You know you're getting old when you're Dad, and you're measuring your
daughter for camp clothes, and there are certain measurements only her
mother is allowed to take.