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Fortune: 484 - 493 of 1340 from Freebsd Fortunes 7

Freebsd Fortunes 7:  484 of 1340

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
                -- Norm Crosby
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  485 of 1340

When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  486 of 1340

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever
remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
                -- Sherlock Holmes, "The Sign of Four"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  487 of 1340

When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure
clarified your attitude toward him.  You have given a definite
answer to a definite problem.  For better or worse you have
acted decisively.  In a way, the next move is up to him.
                -- R.A. Lafferty
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  488 of 1340

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
                -- W. Churchill, on formal declarations of war
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  489 of 1340

When you jump for joy, beware that no-one
moves the ground from beneath your feet.
                -- Stanislaw Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  490 of 1340

When you live in a sick society,
just about everything you do is wrong.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  491 of 1340

When you make your mark in the world,
watch out for guys with erasers.
                -- The Wall Street Journal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  492 of 1340

When you meet a master swordsman,
show him your sword.
When you meet a man who is not a poet,
do not show him your poem.
                -- Rinzai, ninth century Zen master
 
Freebsd Fortunes 7:  493 of 1340

When you overesteem great hackers,
more users become cretins.
When you develop encryption,
more users become crackers.

The Guru leads
by emptying user's minds
and increasing their quotas,
by weakening their ambition
and toughening their resolve.
When users lack knowledge and desire,
management will not try to interfere.

Practice not-looping,
and everything will fall into place.
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