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There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty; there are men
of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl.  But give me the rambling
rover, from Orkney down to Dover, we will roam the whole world over, and
together we'll face the world.
                -- Andy Stewart, "After the Hush"

There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
the boss asks for a lift home from the office.

These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they
used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.

They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
bitters.  Shake.
                -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.

Too ripped.  Gotta go.

Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch.

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his
barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
        "One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sure
knows when to stop."