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"Yow! Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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"Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet? Is it, huh, is it?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1330 of 1340 |
"Yow!! Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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| Freebsd Fortunes 7: 1331 of 1340 |
"Yow! Now I get to think about all the BAD THINGS I did
to a BOWLING BALL when I was in JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL!"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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YO-YO:
Something that is occasionally up but normally down.
(see also Computer).
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Zall's Laws:
1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do
will be wrong.
2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom
door you're on.
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zeal, n:
Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.
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ZERO DEFECTS:
The result of shutting down a production line.
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Zero Mostel: That's it baby! When you got it, flaunt it! Flaunt it!
-- Mel Brooks, "The Producers"
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Zeus gave Leda the bird.
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