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Freebsd Limericks:  507 of 860

There was a young girl in Berlin
Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
        Though he diddled his best,
        And fucked her with zest,
She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  508 of 860

There was a young girl in Dakota
Had a letter from Ickes; he wrote her:
        "In addition to gas
        We are rationing ass,
And you've greatly exceeded your quota."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  509 of 860

There was a young girl name McKnight
Who got drunk with her boy-friend one night.
        She came to in bed,
        With a split maidenhead--
That's the last time she ever was tight.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  510 of 860

There was a young girl named Ann Heuser
Who swore that no man could surprise her.
        But Pabst took a chance,
        Found a Schlitz in her pants,
And now she is sadder Budweiser.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  511 of 860

There was a young girl named Heather
Whose twitcher was made out of leather.
        She made a queer noise,
        Which attracted the boys,
By flapping the edges together.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  512 of 860

There was a young girl named McCall
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
        But the size of her anus
        Was something quite heinous --
It could hold seven pricks and one ball.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  513 of 860

There was a young girl named O'Clare
Whose body was covered with hair.
        It was really quite fun
        To probe with one's gun,
For her quimmy might be anywhere.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  514 of 860

There was a young girl named O'Malley
Who wanted to dance in the ballet.
        She got roars of applause
        When she kicked off her drawers,
But her hair and her bush didn't tally.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  515 of 860

There was a young girl named Saphire
Who succumbed to her lovers desire.
        She said, "It's a sin,
        But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
 
Freebsd Limericks:  516 of 860

There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
        She said, "It's a sin,
        But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
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