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I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!
 
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I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!
 
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... I think I'd better go back to my DESK and toy with a few common
MISAPPREHENSIONS ...
 
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I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
 
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I think my career is ruined!
 
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I used to be a FUNDAMENTALIST, but then I heard about the HIGH
RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!!
 
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... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
 
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I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
 
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I want a WESSON OIL lease!!
 
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I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!!
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