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"I'm a mean green mother from outer space"
 -- Audrey II, The Little Shop of Horrors

Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer.
It doesn't seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who
watches over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide
people to follow His precepts -- there is just too much misery and
cruelty for that.  On the other hand, I respect and envy the people
who get inspiration from their religions.
- Benjamin Spock

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
- Andy Finkel, computer guy

Being schizophrenic is better than living alone.

NOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to the shadows again.
- The Firesign Theater

Yes, many primitive people still believe this myth...But in today's technical
vastness of the future, we can guess that surely things were much different.
- The Firesign Theater

...this is an awesome sight.  The entire rebel resistance buried under six
million hardbound copies of "The Naked Lunch."
- The Firesign Theater

We want to create puppets that pull their own strings.
- Ann Marion

I know engineers.  They love to change things.
- Dr. McCoy

On our campus the UNIX system has proved to be not only an effective software
tool, but an agent of technical and social change within the University.
- John Lions (U. of Toronto (?))