Freebsd Murphys Law
fortune: 808 - 817 of 833 from freebsd murphys law
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Freebsd Murphys Law

Fortune: 808 - 817 of 833 from Freebsd Murphys Law

Freebsd Murphys Law:  808 of 833

Real programmers don't write in Fortran.  Fortran is for
pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  809 of 833

Real programmers never work 9 to 5.  If any real
programmers are around at 9 a.m., it's because they
were up all night.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  810 of 833

Real programmers don't write in Basic.  Actually, no
programmers write in basic after age 12.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  811 of 833

Real programmers don't write in PL/1.  PL/1 is for
programmers who can't decide whether to write in
COBOL or Fortran.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  812 of 833

Real programmers don't play tennis or any other sport
that requires you to change clothes.  Mountain climbing is
O.K., and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work
in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle
of the machine room.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  813 of 833

Real programmers don't write in Pascal, Bliss, or Ada, or
any of those pinko computer science languages.  Strong
typing is for people with weak memories.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  814 of 833

On a clear disk, you can seek forever.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  815 of 833

Hollerith got us into this hole mess!
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  816 of 833

No major project is ever installed on time, within budgets,
with the same staff that started it.  Yours will not be the
first.
 
Freebsd Murphys Law:  817 of 833

When things are going well, something will go wrong.
When things just can't get any worse, they will.
When things appear to be going better you have overlooked
something.
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