Freebsd Murphys Law

Anything good in life either causes cancer in
laboratory mice or is taxed beyond reality.

To err is human -- to blame it on someone else is
even more human.

Whatever happens to you, it will previously have
happened to everyone you know only more so.

He who laughs last -- probably didn't get the joke.

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about
you.  They're too busy worrying over what you are
thinking about them.

In a bureaucratic hierarchy, the higher up the
organization the less people appreciate Murphy's law,
the Peter Principle, etc.

Law expands in proportion to the resources available
for its enforcement.

Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed.

There are some things which are impossible to know -
but it is impossible to know these things.

When we try to pick out anything by itself we find
it hitched to everything else in the universe.