Freebsd Murphys Law

The first page the author turns to upon receiving an
advance copy will be the page containing the worst
error.

(1)     Never draw what you can copy.
(2)     Never copy what you can trace.
(3)     Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

The best shots happen immediately after the last
frame is exposed.

The best shots are generally attempted through the
lens cap.

Any surviving best shots are ruined when someone
inadvertently open the darkroom door and all of the
dark leaks out.

If a three-story buiding served by one elevator, nine
times out of ten the elevator care will be on a floor
where you are not.

The tendency of smoke from a cigarette, barbeque,
campfire, etc. to drift into a person's face varies
directly with that person's sensitivity to smoke.

The distance to the gate is inversely proportional
to the time available to catch you flight.

As soon as the flight attendant serves the coffee, the
airliner encounters turbulence.

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.