Freebsd Murphys Law

The best shots are generally attempted through the
lens cap.

Any surviving best shots are ruined when someone
inadvertently open the darkroom door and all of the
dark leaks out.

If a three-story buiding served by one elevator, nine
times out of ten the elevator care will be on a floor
where you are not.

The tendency of smoke from a cigarette, barbeque,
campfire, etc. to drift into a person's face varies
directly with that person's sensitivity to smoke.

The distance to the gate is inversely proportional
to the time available to catch you flight.

As soon as the flight attendant serves the coffee, the
airliner encounters turbulence.

Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence.

Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will
come in on another one.

When travelling overseas, the exchange rate improves
markedly the day after one has purchased foreign
currency.

Upon returning home, the exchange rate drops again as
soon as one has converted all unused foreign currency.