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What I Did During My Fall Semester
On the first day of my fall semester, I got up.
Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic.
Then I hung out in front of the Dover.
On the second day of my fall semester, I got up.
Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic.
Then I hung out in front of the Dover.
On the third day of my fall semester, I got up.
Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic.
I found a thesis topic:
How to keep people from hanging out in front of the Dover.
-- Sister Mary Elephant, "Student Statement for Black Friday"
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What makes you think graduate school is supposed to be satisfying?
-- Erica Jong, "Fear of Flying"
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What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.
-- Raymond Aron, "The Opium of the Intellectuals"
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What we do not understand we do not possess.
-- Goethe
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What's page one, a preemptive strike?
-- Professor Freund, Communication, Ramapo State College
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When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into
the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
-- Woody Allen
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Whenever anyone says, "theoretically," they really mean, "not really."
-- Dave Parnas
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Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?
-- Karl Kraus
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"Whom are you?" said he, for he had been to night school.
-- George Ade
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Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish
and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if
quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and
and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and
Chips, as well as after Chips?
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