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It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what
they seem.  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed
that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so
much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins
had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time.  But
conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more
intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons.

Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending
destruction of the of the planet Earth and had made many attempts to
alert mankind to the danger; but most of their communications were
misinterpreted ...
                -- Douglas Admas "The Hitchhikers' Guide To The Galaxy"
 
Linux Humorists:  127 of 196

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Linux Humorists:  128 of 196

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be
unhappy.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Linux Humorists:  129 of 196

It looked like something resembling white marble, which was
probably what it was: something resembling white marble.
                -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
 
Linux Humorists:  130 of 196

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Linux Humorists:  131 of 196

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Linux Humorists:  132 of 196

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Linux Humorists:  133 of 196

Last night the power went out.  Good thing my camera had a flash....
The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Linux Humorists:  134 of 196

Last year we drove across the country...  We switched on the driving...
every half mile.  We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip.
I don't remember what it was.
                -- Steven Wright
 
Linux Humorists:  135 of 196

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
                -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall"
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