| Linux Work: 593 of 630 |
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking
about themselves.
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| Linux Work: 594 of 630 |
When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend.
"Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle! I'm strapped for cash and I haven't
the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!"
"I'm glad to hear that," answered Abe. "I was afraid you
might have some idea that you could borrow from me!"
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| Linux Work: 595 of 630 |
When you are working hard, get up and retch every so often.
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| Linux Work: 596 of 630 |
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
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| Linux Work: 597 of 630 |
When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
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| Linux Work: 598 of 630 |
When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
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| Linux Work: 599 of 630 |
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.
-- The Wall Street Journal
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| Linux Work: 600 of 630 |
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
-- Henry J. Kaiser
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| Linux Work: 601 of 630 |
Where there's a will, there's a relative.
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| Linux Work: 602 of 630 |
Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax.
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