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"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental effort,
he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion."
-- Mick Farren, _When Gravity Fails_

"Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts
most subtly on the human will."
-- Virginia Woolf, "Mrs. Dalloway"

It's time to boot, do your boot ROMs know where your disk controllers are?

"What the scientists have in their briefcases is terrifying."
-- Nikita Khrushchev

"...a most excellent barbarian ... Genghis Kahn!"
-- _Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure_

"Pull the trigger and you're garbage."
-- Lady Blue

"Oh what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face..."
-- a prisoner in "Life of Brian"

"Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy
of him that brought her birth."
-- Milton

"If you can't debate me, then there is no way in hell you'll out-insult me."
-- Scott Legrand (Scott.Legrand@hogbbs.Fidonet.Org)

"You may be wrong here, little one."
-- R. W. F. Clark (RWC102@PSUVM)

        "Yes, I am a real piece of work.  One thing we learn at Ulowell is
 how to flame useless hacking non-EE's like you.  I am superior to you in
 every way by training and expertise in the technical field.  Anyone can learn
 how to hack, but Engineering doesn't come nearly as easily.  Actually, I'm
 not trying to offend all you CS majors out there, but I think EE is one of the
 hardest majors/grad majors to pass.  Fortunately, I am making it."
-- "Warrior Diagnostics" (wardiag@sky.COM)

"Being both an EE and an asshole at the same time must be a terrible burden
 for you.  This isn't really a flame, just a casual observation.  Makes me
 glad I was a CS major, life is really pleasant for me.  Have fun with your
 chosen mode of existence!"
-- Jim Morrison (morrisj@mist.cs.orst.edu)