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Fortune: 169 - 178 of 549 from Freebsd Zippy

Freebsd Zippy:  169 of 549

I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  170 of 549

I HAVE to buy a new "DODGE MISER" and two dozen JORDACHE JEANS because
my viewscreen is "USER-FRIENDLY"!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  171 of 549

I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  172 of 549

I hope I bought the right relish ... zzzzzzzzz ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  173 of 549

I hope something GOOD came in the mail today so I have a REASON to
live!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  174 of 549

I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  175 of 549

I hope you millionaires are having fun!  I just invested half your life
savings in yeast!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  176 of 549

I invented skydiving in 1989!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  177 of 549

I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  178 of 549

I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
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