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Freebsd Zippy:  136 of 549

I am NOT a nut....
 
Freebsd Zippy:  137 of 549

I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  138 of 549

I brought my BOWLING BALL -- and some DRUGS!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  139 of 549

I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  140 of 549

I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!  I wonder if BOB
GUCCIONE has these problems!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  141 of 549

I can't think about that.  It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of
LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ...
 
Freebsd Zippy:  142 of 549

I demand IMPUNITY!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  143 of 549

I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  144 of 549

I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE ... I think it's all
just a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell
more numbers!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  145 of 549

... I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q.
LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
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