Linux Art

An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.
                -- Marlon Brando

An artist should be fit for the best society and keep out of it.

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but
television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and
world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers
whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
                -- Dave Barry, "Kids Today: They Don't Know Dum Diddly Do"

Any dramatic series the producers want us to take seriously as a representation
of contemporary reality cannot be taken seriously as a representation of
anything -- except a show to be ignored by anyone capable of sitting upright
in a chair and chewing gum simultaneously.
                -- Richard Schickel

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.

        "Are you police officers?"
        "No, ma'am.  We're musicians."
                -- The Blues Brothers

Around the turn of this century, a composer named Camille Saint-Saens wrote
a satirical zoological-fantasy called "Le Carnaval des Animaux."  Aside from
one movement of this piece, "The Swan", Saint-Saens didn't allow this work
to be published or even performed until a year had elapsed after his death.
(He died in 1921.)
        Most of us know the "Swan" movement rather well, with its smooth,
flowing cello melody against a calm background; but I've been having this
fantasy...
        What if he had written this piece with lyrics, as a song to be sung?
And, further, what if he had accompanied this song with a musical saw?  (This
instrument really does exist, often played by percussionists!)  Then the
piece would be better known as:
        SAINT-SAENS' SAW SONG "SWAN"!

Art is a jealous mistress.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.
                -- Picasso

Art is anything you can get away with.
                -- Marshall McLuhan.