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Linux Art:  358 of 460

The plot was designed in a light vein that somehow became varicose.
                -- David Lardner
 
Linux Art:  359 of 460

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid,
stable business.
                -- John Steinbeck
        [Horse racing *is* a stable business ...]
 
Linux Art:  360 of 460

The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi.
 
Linux Art:  361 of 460

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
 
Linux Art:  362 of 460

The story you are about to hear is true.  Only the names have been
changed to protect the innocent.
 
Linux Art:  363 of 460

The streets were dark with something more than night.
                -- Raymond Chandler
 
Linux Art:  364 of 460

The sun never sets on those who ride into it.
                -- RKO
 
Linux Art:  365 of 460

The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.
                -- Ken Kesey
 
Linux Art:  366 of 460

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more
annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Linux Art:  367 of 460

The ultimate game show will be the one where somebody gets killed at the end.
                -- Chuck Barris, creator of "The Gong Show"
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