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While he was in New York on location for _Bronco Billy_ (1980), Clint
Eastwood agreed to a television interview.  His host, somewhat hostile,
began by defining a Clint Eastwood picture as a violent, ruthless,
lawless, and bloody piece of mayhem, and then asked Eastwood himself to
define a Clint Eastwood picture.  "To me," said Eastwood calmly, "what
a Clint Eastwood picture is, is one that I'm in."
                -- Boller and Davis, "Hollywood Anecdotes"

Whistler's mother is off her rocker.

Who is D.B. Cooper, and where is he now?

Who is John Galt?

Who is W.O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?

Who was that masked man?

Who's on first?

Who's scruffy-looking?
                -- Han Solo

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
                -- Paul Simon

"Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?  I could
have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."
                -- Ian Shoales