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Linux Art:  184 of 460

In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending
your left leg, it's modern architecture.
                -- Nancy Banks Smith
 
Linux Art:  185 of 460

In Oz, never say "krizzle kroo" to a Woozy.
 
Linux Art:  186 of 460

In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?
 
Linux Art:  187 of 460

In the Old West a wagon train is crossing the plains.  As night falls the
wagon train forms a circle, and a campfire is lit in the middle.  After
everyone has gone to sleep two lone cavalry officers stand watch over the
camp.
        After several hours of quiet, they hear war drums starting from
a nearby Indian village they had passed during the day.  The drums get
louder and louder.
        Finally one soldier turns to the other and says, "I don't like
the sound of those drums."
        Suddenly, they hear a cry come from the Indian camp:  "IT'S
NOT OUR REGULAR DRUMMER."
 
Linux Art:  188 of 460

It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater.  The clown came
out to inform the public.  They thought it was just a jest and applauded.
He repeated his warning, they shouted even louder.  So I think the world
will come to an end amid general applause from all the wits, who believe
that it is a joke.
 
Linux Art:  189 of 460

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been
dead for two years.
                -- Tom Lehrer
 
Linux Art:  190 of 460

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both
incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by
twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
                -- Rod Serling
 
Linux Art:  191 of 460

It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a
statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is far more glorious
to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through which we look,
which morally we can do.  To affect the quality of the day, that is the
highest of arts. Every man is tasked to make his life, even in its details,
worthy of the contemplation of his most elevated and critical hour.
                -- Henry David Thoreau, "Where I Live"
 
Linux Art:  192 of 460

It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.
        -- Lloyd Kaufman, producer of "Stuff Stephanie in the Incinerator"
 
Linux Art:  193 of 460

It just doesn't seem right to go over the river and through the woods
to Grandmother's condo.
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