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Freebsd Limericks:  717 of 860

There was a young man of Lake Placid
Whose prick was lethargic and flaccid.
        When he wanted to sport
        He would have to resort
To injections of sulphuric acid.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  718 of 860

There was a young man of Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
        When jangled together
        They played "Stormy Weather",
And lightning shot out of his ass.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  719 of 860

There was a young man of Missouri
Who fucked with a terrible fury.
        Till hauled into court
        For his beastial sport,
And condemned by a poorly-hung jury.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  720 of 860

There was a young man of Natal
And Sue was the name of his gal.
        One day, north of Aden,
        He got his hard rod in,
And came clear up Suez Canal.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  721 of 860

There was a young man of Natal
Who was fucking a Hottentot gal.
        Said she, "You're a sluggard!"
        Said he, "You be buggered!
I like to fuck slow and I shall."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  722 of 860

There was a young man of Ostend
Who let a girl play with his end.
        She took hold of Rover,
        And felt it all over,
And it did what she didn't intend.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  723 of 860

There was a young man of Ostend
Whose wife caught him fucking her friend.
        "It's no use, my duck,
        Interrupting our fuck,
For I'm damned if I draw till I spend."
 
Freebsd Limericks:  724 of 860

There was a young man of Saskatchewan,
Whose penis was truly gargantuan.
        It was good for large whores,
        And for small dinosaurs,
And was rough enough to scratch a match upon.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  725 of 860

There was a young man of Seattle
Who bested a bull in a battle.
        With fire and gumption
        He assumed the bull's function,
And deflowered a whole herd of cattle.
 
Freebsd Limericks:  726 of 860

There was a young man of St. John's
Who wanted to bugger the swans.
        But the loyal hall porter
        Said, "Pray take my daughter!
Those birds are reserved for the dons."
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