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Rotten wood cannot be carved.
-- Confucius, "Analects", Book 5, Ch. 9
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Roumanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler.
-- Zero Mostel
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1928 of 2298 |
Round Numbers are always false.
-- Samuel Johnson
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1929 of 2298 |
Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1930 of 2298 |
Rubber bands have snappy endings!
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1931 of 2298 |
Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?"
Yogi Berra: "You mean now?"
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1932 of 2298 |
Rudd's Discovery:
You know that any senator or congressman could go home and make
$300,000 to $400,000, but they don't. Why? Because they can
stay in Washington and make it there.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1933 of 2298 |
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
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Rudin's Law:
If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will
do it every time.
Rudin's Second Law:
In a crisis that forces a choice to be made among alternative
courses of action, people tend to choose the worst possible
course.
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Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1935 of 2298 |
rugby, n:
Elegant violence.
(Rugby players eat their dead.)
(Blood makes the grass grow!)
(Support your local hooker! Play rugby!)
[A "hooker" is part of the scrum. Thought you'd want to know. Ed.]
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