| Linux Computers: 634 of 1023 |
Save gas, don't use the shell.
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| Linux Computers: 635 of 1023 |
Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
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| Linux Computers: 636 of 1023 |
Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.
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| Linux Computers: 637 of 1023 |
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out!
-- Ken Thompson
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| Linux Computers: 638 of 1023 |
Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
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| Linux Computers: 639 of 1023 |
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.
They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was
built. Finally the big day was at hand. All the computers were linked
together. They asked the question, "Is there a God?". Lights started
blinking, flashing and blinking some more. Suddenly, there was a loud
crash, and a bolt of lightning came down from the sky, struck the
computers, and welded all the connections permanently together. "There
is now", came the reply.
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| Linux Computers: 640 of 1023 |
Scotty: Captain, we din' can reference it!
Kirk: Analysis, Mr. Spock?
Spock: Captain, it doesn't appear in the symbol table.
Kirk: Then it's of external origin?
Spock: Affirmative.
Kirk: Mr. Sulu, go to pass two.
Sulu: Aye aye, sir, going to pass two.
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| Linux Computers: 641 of 1023 |
"Section 2.4.3.5 AWNS (Acceptor Wait for New Cycle State).
In AWNS the AH function indicates that it has received a
multiline message byte.
In AWNS the RFD message must be sent false and the DAC message
must be sent passive true.
The AH function must exit the AWNS and enter:
(1) The ANRS if DAV is false
(2) The AIDS if the ATN message is false and neither:
(a) The LADS is active
(b) Nor LACS is active"
-- from the IEEE Standard Digital Interface for
Programmable Instrumentation
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| Linux Computers: 642 of 1023 |
Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!
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| Linux Computers: 643 of 1023 |
Seems a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were
driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out. They screamed down the
mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by
luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged
rocks. They all got out of the car:
The computer engineer said, "I think I can fix it."
The systems analyst said, "No, no, I think we should take it
into town and have a specialist look at it."
The programmer said, "OK, but first I think we should get back
in and see if it does it again."
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