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Linux Computers:  885 of 1023

* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
 
Linux Computers:  886 of 1023

UNIX is hot.  It's more than hot.  It's steaming.  It's quicksilver
lightning with a laserbeam kicker.
                -- Michael Jay Tucker
 
Linux Computers:  887 of 1023

UNIX is many things to many people, but it's never been everything to anybody.
 
Linux Computers:  888 of 1023

Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others.
                -- Berry Kercheval
 
Linux Computers:  889 of 1023

Unix soit qui mal y pense
        [Unix to him who evil thinks?]
 
Linux Computers:  890 of 1023

                                UNIX Trix

For those of you in the reseller business, here is a helpful tip that will
save your support staff a few hours of precious time.  Before you send your
next machine out to an untrained client, change the permissions on /etc/passwd
to 666 and make sure there is a copy somewhere on the disk.  Now when they
forget the root password, you can easily login as an ordinary user and correct
the damage.  Having a bootable tape (for larger machines) is not a bad idea
either.  If you need some help, give us a call.
                -- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems
 
Linux Computers:  891 of 1023

UNIX was half a billion (500000000) seconds old on
Tue Nov  5 00:53:20 1985 GMT (measuring since the time(2) epoch).
                -- Andy Tannenbaum
 
Linux Computers:  892 of 1023

UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that
would also stop you from doing clever things.
                -- Doug Gwyn
 
Linux Computers:  893 of 1023

Unix will self-destruct in five seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1...
 
Linux Computers:  894 of 1023

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