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Fortune: 95 - 104 of 1023 from Linux Computers

Linux Computers:  95 of 1023

Any program which runs right is obsolete.
 
Linux Computers:  96 of 1023

Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
 
Linux Computers:  97 of 1023

... Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer,
my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental.  Any
resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic.  The
question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold them
is left as an exercise for the reader.  The question of the existence of
the reader is left as an exercise for the second god coefficient.  (A
discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism is beyond the scope
of this article.)
 
Linux Computers:  98 of 1023

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
                -- Rich Kulawiec
 
Linux Computers:  99 of 1023

Anyone who has attended a USENIX conference in a fancy hotel can tell you
that a sentence like "You're one of those computer people, aren't you?"
is roughly equivalent to "Look, another amazingly mobile form of slime
mold!" in the mouth of a hotel cocktail waitress.
                -- Elizabeth Zwicky
 
Linux Computers:  100 of 1023

APL hackers do it in the quad.
 
Linux Computers:  101 of 1023

APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection.  It is the language of the
future for the programming techniques of the past: it creates a new generation
of coding bums.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
 
Linux Computers:  102 of 1023

APL is a natural extension of assembler language programming;
...and is best for educational purposes.
                -- A. Perlis
 
Linux Computers:  103 of 1023

APL is a write-only language.  I can write programs in APL, but I can't
read any of them.
                -- Roy Keir
 
Linux Computers:  104 of 1023

Are we running light with overbyte?
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