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THEGODDESSOFTHENETHASTWISTINGFINGERSANDHERVOICEISLIKEAJAVELININTHENIGHTDUDE
 
Linux Computers:  798 of 1023

... there are about 5,000 people who are part of that commitee.  These guys
have a hard time sorting out what day to meet, and whether to eat croissants
or doughnuts for breakfast -- let alone how to define how all these complex
layers that are going to be agreed upon.
                -- Craig Burton of Novell, Network World
 
Linux Computers:  799 of 1023

There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.
 
Linux Computers:  800 of 1023

There are new messages.
 
Linux Computers:  801 of 1023

There are no games on this system.
 
Linux Computers:  802 of 1023

There are running jobs.  Why don't you go chase them?
 
Linux Computers:  803 of 1023

There are three kinds of people: men, women, and unix.
 
Linux Computers:  804 of 1023

There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned away from
the sun; there's a large meteor blocking transmission; someone loaded Star
Trek 3.2 into our video processor.
 
Linux Computers:  805 of 1023

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
                -- Jeremy S. Anderson
 
Linux Computers:  806 of 1023

There are two ways of constructing a software design.  One way is to make
it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to
make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.
                -- C.A.R. Hoare
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