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Linux Computers:  592 of 1023

PURGE COMPLETE.
 
Linux Computers:  593 of 1023

Put no trust in cryptic comments.
 
Linux Computers:  594 of 1023

RADIO SHACK LEVEL II BASIC
READY
>_
 
Linux Computers:  595 of 1023

RAM wasn't built in a day.
 
Linux Computers:  596 of 1023

Rattling around the back of my head is a disturbing image of something I
saw at the airport ... Now I'm remembering, those giant piles of computer
magazines right next to "People" and "Time" in the airport store.  Does
it bother anyone else that half the world is being told all of our hard-won
secrets of computer technology?  Remember how all the lawyers cried foul
when "How to Avoid Probate" was published?  Are they taking no-fault
insurance lying down?  No way!  But at the current rate it won't be long
before there are stacks of the "Transactions on Information Theory" at the
A&P checkout counters.  Who's going to be impressed with us electrical
engineers then?  Are we, as the saying goes, giving away the store?
                -- Robert W. Lucky, IEEE President
 
Linux Computers:  597 of 1023

Reactor error - core dumped!
 
Linux Computers:  598 of 1023

Real computer scientists admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic
value but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is
much too large to implement.  Most computer scientists don't notice
this because they are still arguing over what else to add to ADA.
 
Linux Computers:  599 of 1023

Real computer scientists despise the idea of actual hardware.  Hardware has
limitations, software doesn't.  It's a real shame that Turing machines are
so poor at I/O.
 
Linux Computers:  600 of 1023

Real computer scientists don't comment their code.  The identifiers are
so long they can't afford the disk space.
 
Linux Computers:  601 of 1023

Real computer scientists don't program in assembler.  They don't write
in anything less portable than a number two pencil.
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