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Has everyone noticed that all the letters of the word "database" are
typed with the left hand?  Now the layout of the QWERTYUIOP typewriter
keyboard was designed, among other things, to facilitate the even use
of both hands.  It follows, therefore, that writing about databases is
not only unnatural, but a lot harder than it appears.
 
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Have you reconsidered a computer career?
 
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He's like a function -- he returns a value, in the form of his opinion.
It's up to you to cast it into a void or not.
                -- Phil Lapsley
 
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HEAD CRASH!!  FILES LOST!!
Details at 11.
 
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Help me, I'm a prisoner in a Fortune cookie file!
 
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Help stamp out Mickey-Mouse computer interfaces -- Menus are for Restaurants!
 
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Help!  I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
 
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Help!  I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
 
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HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
 
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Heuristics are bug ridden by definition.  If they didn't have bugs,
then they'd be algorithms.
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